Quick roast
Free
- One AI room roast
- Three practical fixes
- Share-ready result
AI room intervention
Brutal feedback.Better spaces.
Upload your room. Get a direct AI roast, then three affordable fixes that make the whole place look intentional.
First roast free. Your taste may be questioned.
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Roast complete
Living room
The roast
That corner lamp is doing unpaid overtime.
Fix first
Move the lamp, layer a warmer bulb, and give the sofa a real focal point.
10 seconds
A quick first read—not a week of waiting.
3 fixes
Specific, affordable moves with every roast.
Your photo
Private by default and yours to share.
The process
We see what's wrong so you don't have to.
The joke gets your attention. The design logic gives you a clear next move.
01
Upload the evidence.
Send one honest photo. No floor plans, style quiz, or staging required.
02
Get the read.
RoomRoast finds the lighting crimes, layout weirdness, and missing focal point.
03
Fix the fallout.
Leave with a sharp roast and three renter-friendly moves worth making tonight.
Premium intervention
Roast the room. Then rebuild the vibe.
When you want more than a diagnosis, get a mood board and budget-aware plan that turns the roast into a real redesign.
Full redesign
$19
per room
Your personalized mood board, layout and color direction, plus shoppable links that respect your budget.
Personalized mood board
Layout + color direction
Shoppable product links
Budget-aware recommendations
No soft answers
Fair questions. Brutally clear answers.
Design advice for the space you have—not a fantasy loft.
Your room can take it
Stop side-eyeing that corner. Roast it.
One photo gets you the laugh, the diagnosis, and three fixes worth trying tonight.
Roast my room free